Rule 32. Enjoy the little things.
Rule 27. Never knowingly be serious
Rule 17. Don't be a hero.
Rule 8. Get a kick ass partner.
this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever
Daenerys Targaryen is no maid, however. She is the widow of a Dothraki khal, a mother of dragons and a sacker of cities, Aegon the Conqueror with teats…
Remember when I tried to make the Silences cute so they would be less scary and people told me to stop.